Love is Blind

I fell in love with a blonde today.

I know its not meant to be.

But...

I can't.
Stop.
Thinking.
About.
Him.

I'm doomed, aren't I.

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Alright. Be rational.

You like cats.
CATS.
Not puppies. Or.. DOGS (shudder).

And there's the donation money you're committed to.
And your upcoming trip to Europe!

You can't afford to buy him.

OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THEY IS SELLING 'IM ONLINE!!!!

SOON HE'LL BE GONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sob.